why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
I was watching a movie with my nephew on TV and the preview to this cartoon appeared. The show is called Shezow and its about a boy who finds a ring that gives him super powers the only thing is the ring is only meant to be worn by a girl which by that giving him the appearance of a girl whenever he puts the ring on.
Also known as lil’ drag queen?
its my birthday and the struggle is real
my brother doesnt have a tumblr but his friends do and apparently they follow me because he just came into my room and smacked me upside the head for twerking on our dining room table
is that double d and rolf
you dare intoxicate the son of a shepherd
Smile bitches !